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February 27th, 2009 (10:04 pm)

Ooops. If there's one thing a seasoned troll should know, it's how to avoid drama on tha intarwebz. Of course, trolls often seek drama. But knowing how to push those buttons is also knowledge of how not to. Bad Frisby. Although to be fair, it was an accident.

Gargoyle City

February 10th, 2007 (11:24 am)

Gargoyle City is a place quite unlike Here. A witch once claimed to have made her house out of gingerbread, but I can assure you she did not. She started that rumour after visiting Gargoyle City, which is the only place where walls are made of cake. Why else do you think she tried to do away with Hansel and Gretel? Contrary to popular legend, it was not because they were eating her house. Oh no. It was because they broke their teeth on her walls which turned out to be constructed from brick after all, and the witch was afraid they would sue.

The Lord Chief Gargoyle

January 22nd, 2007 (11:35 pm)

The Lord Chief Gargoyle is a handsome fellow. Carved from obsidian he is, with fine chiselled features that bear more than a passing resemblance to Him Below. Bored one afternoon, he came down from the cathedral drainpipe where he resides, and wandered into a boardroom full of shampoo merchants. 'How can we increase our sales?' they asked each other, sweating and scratching their heads. The Lord Chief Gargoyle sat down in a chair, put his feet on the desk, and cleaned his teeth with the tip of his tail. 'I know one word that will double your sales'. A pause. 'Tell us, tell us! they clamoured, greedy hands rubbing together. The Lord Chief Gargoyle took his feet off the desk and stood up. 'Repeat', he said.

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